The front half of those firecrackers are still pasty white.
It's that time of year in SWMT, and after 3 springs that have been more like winter v2.0 we have had some outstanding weather for more than a day. This means retiring the waders, rocking the flip flops, and throwing on the buff and a big spray of SPF30. Along with all of these sun precautions make sure that you hit the back of your legs to prevent getting the "dude" suntan. Very common amongst "dudes" from spending the day with the front half of their legs under boat casting braces, and the back exposed to the fireball. Your office mates might be jealous, but you will not impress the local talent at the Blue Anchor.